Unfortunately the new appointees to the Canadian senate did not have time for the facial photo-op, but chose to get down to business immediately!
I had high hopes of landing one of these positions.
I have spent the better part of a year learning to double talk, take all sides of a position, take naps at a moments notice, and follow the explicit directions of his Right Honourable Stephen Harper.
My oh my!
There goes the opportunity of a lifetime not to mention the benefits.
- The grossly padded pension.
- Cheap parliamentary cafeteria meals.
- Living allowance.
- Free first class flights.
- No responsibility.
- Minimal work time.
And the list goes on.
My resume must have gotten lost in the mail!!
Photo by Flickr user William Joyce used under Creative Commons
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